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A young man was sitting in class when the professor asked him if he knew what the Roe vs. Wade decision was. He sat quietly, pondering this very profound question. Finally, after giving it a lot of thought, he said, "I think this was the decision George Washington made prior to crossing the Delaware "

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A florist went into a barber shop to get his hair cut. When he reached for his wallet to pay the barber the barber said, "Oh, I'm doing this for community service. I cannot accept your money." The florist graciously thanked him.

Next morning when the barber arrived at work there was a thank you card from the florist and a dozen carnations.

Later that day a policeman came into the barber shop. When he reached for his wallet the barber's reply was the same, "Oh, I'm doing this for community service. I cannot accept your money."

The policeman graciously thanked him.

Next morning when the barber arrived at work there was a thank you card from the policeman and a dozen donuts.

Later that day a senator came into the barber shop. He got a haircut and was reaching for his wallet when the barber said, "I'm doing this for community service. I cannot accept your money." The senator thanked him and left.

The next morning when the barber arrived at work there were a dozen Senators on his doorstep.

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I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: Many deer were being hit by cars and he no longer wanted them to cross there.

A co-worker was telling us about her sister who was coming to visit her for the holidays. Someone asked how old her sister was, at which she paused, thought for a bit, and then answered, "She's half as old as I am, that's how I always remember." So someone else (okay, it was me) said, "That's neat... So every year that you age, she only ages half a year?" My co-worker thought about that, and then said, "Oh, yeah, I guess it only works on even years."

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