It’s time for my traditional 4th of July Song: “Cranky Doodle Dandy!”
What isn’t lazy on the 4th of July?
Why couldn’t George Washington fall asleep?
Because he couldn’t lie!
What is usually red, white, black, and blue?
Uncle Sam falling down the stairs.
If it’s called “Independence Day,” then why do we have to celebrate with a group of people?
What do you get if you cross a Patriot with a curly-haired dog?
A Yankee Poodle.
What did the Colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party?
What was the most popular dance in 1776?
Who was the biggest jokester in George Washington’s army?
Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?
It really cracked me up!
What beverage do you drink on the 4th of July?
What did one flag say to the other flag?
Nothing. It just waved.
Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?
Because she can’t sit down easily.
What’s the best snack to eat on the 4th of July?
What do you get when you cross Captain America with the Incredible Hulk?
The Star-Spangled Banner
Did you know that the very first Americans were actually ants?
It’s true – they lived in colonies.
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Originally published June 28, 2022